I read the headline...
and then checked the date. No, it wasn't April 1st, and so I read on.
Buying out an eight year lease is a rather substantial commitment, but then again there are a lot of people going through there every day who have the means to buy Apple products which can meet their needs. I guess Steve had visions of dollar signs passing through there every day and he was not in a position to snag some of them. Well, that itch has been scratched.

and then checked the date. No, it wasn't April 1st, and so I read on.
Buying out an eight year lease is a rather substantial commitment, but then again there are a lot of people going through there every day who have the means to buy Apple products which can meet their needs. I guess Steve had visions of dollar signs passing through there every day and he was not in a position to snag some of them. Well, that itch has been scratched.
