Big thanks to those who post here to tell us they're not interested in this thread, and/or subtly tell us that we're stupid for wanting to remain spoil-free. A spoiler-free thread wouldn't be the same without those comments...
As for this being a low-key minor event, maybe it's because I always lower my expectations, or maybe I'm sensitive to the "Reality Distortion Field", but I can't remember an Apple event were I wasn't pleasantly surprised by at least some of the announcements.