I take it you've never worked retail, and I really don't care if your are ******* pleased or not.
Apple retail stores have done well because they sell excellent products, in an outstanding environment, and also because they have intelligent, hardworking employees. Steve wanted to create a great experience for the customer, he accomplished that. He got all the pieces working together. Intelligent, knowledgable employees are a key part of the retail puzzle.
I doubt you could do their job, because from your smart***ed attitude I don't think many people would buy anything from you much less an expensive computer.
No, I am not an Apple retail employee, I am however an Apple stockholder, and I think that good Apple retail salespersons deserve an excellent compensation package. I applaud Tim Cooks actions in this regard.