Couldn't have said it better myself!
Yes, 256 AES is nearly impossible to crack in a timely fashion, that only addresses brute force attacks. The main weakness to encryption is humans-- through other programs installed on the systems which contain weaknesses (looking at you Adobe), not updating patches in a timely manner, phishing, and social engineering. No one needs to crack AES, they just need you, the user, to show your weakness-- a much simpler way to get what they want.
So update the grey fatty mass between your ears, and learn how to keep your 1's and 0's private. Also, hope that those who take care of your info are doing the same (looking at you Apple, Google, Microsoft, Sony, Chinese take-out receipts [credit card info], etc.)
It may just be easier to put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.