The magic there was from a third party who provided Rosetta. ...
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... And then lets further hope that the Apple that neglects Macs for upwards of years at a time will find new motivation to regularly upgrade them when upgrading adds the tasks of developing new CPUs too instead of just using CPUs created by an expert vendor heavily focused on exactly that. And let's imagine that all the non-Apple software that we may lean on regularly can be upgraded to "just work" in only a day or three, perhaps with simple recompiles or similar so that we don't find ourselves waiting for months or years to finally get a version- if the devs even opt to bother for such a smallish niche- that works with a proprietary platform.
Let’s consider the possibility that, while Apple was “neglecting” Macs for years, it may have been internally developing the Rosetta 2 that you assume does not exist. No other company in the world would have more motivation for this as Apple, and Apple totally has the financial wherewithal to make this happen.
I am frequently amazed at how doom and gloomy people can be about the largest market cap company in the world.
And on top of that, they still make pretty kick ass hardware and software. Whether or not they extend that to chip manufacturing — I doubt it, because the cost is so high — they still have the wherewithal to do the hardware and the software redesign.