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The point being, that's a little bit of the "too much information" sense many Americans will get by asking for "the toilet" specifically. "Restroom" is blessedly inspecific. "Toilet" feels a little close to approaching somebody and saying, "MUST CRAP NOW: WHERE?"

Americans… :rolleyes:

Bless 'em.

:D

To me a restroom conjures up something with sofas, chaises longues, bowls of grapes… feather fans… cool breezes…
You get the picture.
:eek:
 
Ha! Sorry, that was not meant to be faux-Britishism. That was just me. I mean, I don't say things like that either, but I write them. :D

The point being, that's a little bit of the "too much information" sense many Americans will get by asking for "the toilet" specifically. "Restroom" is blessedly inspecific. "Toilet" feels a little close to approaching somebody and saying, "MUST CRAP NOW: WHERE?"

ahah... thats perfectly alright

Or just ask where the loos are :p

urination station I've used in a pub once, I got a funny look.

To me a restroom conjures up something with sofas, chaises longues, bowls of grapes… feather fans… cool breezes…
You get the picture.
:eek:

thats how I've always visioned it too
 
In the US the term "toilet" refers specifically to the fixture, and Americans are hesitant to ask for it as such because it seems too evocative of the purpose for which one needs the facility.

"Excuse me, my good fellow, but could you please direct me to the nearest toilet? Not a sink, for washing my hands is only my second order of business, nor a urinal, for it is inadequate to my purpose, but a toilet, if you take my meaning, and I expect you do, and I do hope you keep your lavatory paper in goodly supply."

Does that specific connotation not exist in the UK?

That. Is hilarious. Thank you. May I use it in my signature? My first signature ever, mind you.
 
....To me a restroom conjures up something with sofas, chaises longues, bowls of grapes… feather fans… cool breezes…
You get the picture.
:eek:

so you're saying that "toilet" rooms where you live aren't equipped with the amenities you listed....:eek:....good grief! life must be difficult there!! :p :D
 
"Excuse me, my good fellow, but could you please direct me to the nearest toilet? Not a sink, for washing my hands is only my second order of business, nor a urinal, for it is inadequate to my purpose, but a toilet, if you take my meaning, and I expect you do, and I do hope you keep your lavatory paper in goodly supply."

Hilarious! I actually LOL'ed.

Yeah, the term restroom isn't used here. Everyone usually says 'toilet' which refers to your restroom and also the actual fixture.

If I was at a friends house or something, I would probably ask where the bathroom is.
 
Duff-Man says...I am back and forth between my two places in Victoria and Albuquerque all the time, and it does seem to be somewhat random as to whether the Americans stamp my passport or not, and even when they do it is quite random as to where they stamp - some use a page that already has several USA stamps on it, one insisted on using a new page, and still another used the page that had my Heathrow/UK stamps on it....oh yeah!
 
Ok, all this talk so I had to dig out my passports and look.
 
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Well before you get too hot and bothered about the UK Border Agency… ;)

You have (obviously) never had the pleasure of the US immigration gestapo…
have u seen that immigration reality tv show. I think its on ABC.. i once saw a guy got a $300 fine because he marked "no" on the food question but a dog sniffed out something and it turned out to be a sandwich...
From my trip to china i learned to hold it a lot longer then i should.. I felt bad for the girls on my trip :p
I don't recall ever not getting a stamp. weird
 
Ask for the Loo or the Toilet not restroom, you don't go for a lie down there :p

I have been to the USA and let me tell you, those guys are so on a power trip, i HATE HATE HATE the US border it's horrible.

Never had my passport stamped in EU but outside it gets stamped
 
Ask for the Loo or the Toilet not restroom, you don't go for a lie down there :p

True, but sometimes after working out a giant turd you feel like taking a rest :D

Also, what do you Brits call soda (Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, etc) because soda does not seem to be the correct answer either, as I confused someone else today by saying that. Then again, go to certain parts of the US and you'll confuse someone by saying that :p
 
True, but sometimes after working out a giant turd you feel like taking a rest :D

Also, what do you Brits call soda (Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, etc) because soda does not seem to be the correct answer either, as I confused someone else today by saying that. Then again, go to certain parts of the US and you'll confuse someone by saying that :p

We call them by their specific names,
so if you want Dr Pepper, you ask for Dr Pepper. If you ask for soda, they may bring you this nasty fizzy watery thing, i don't recommend it at all lol
 
Also, what do you Brits call soda (Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, etc) because soda does not seem to be the correct answer either, as I confused someone else today by saying that. Then again, go to certain parts of the US and you'll confuse someone by saying that :p

I had more of a language barrier in England than in the Netherlands.
 
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We call them Coke, Sprite & Dr. Pepper:rolleyes:

Touche :p

At least in the US, a lot of restaurants don't list what kinds of soda they have on their menu, so you need to ask "What kind of soda do you have?" If I'm in the UK and run into that scenario, what do I ask? :D
 
Touche :p

At least in the US, a lot of restaurants don't list what kinds of soda they have on their menu, so you need to ask "What kind of soda do you have?" If I'm in the UK and run into that scenario, what do I ask? :D
How about "What drinks do you have":confused:
 
Touche :p

At least in the US, a lot of restaurants don't list what kinds of soda they have on their menu, so you need to ask "What kind of soda do you have?" If I'm in the UK and run into that scenario, what do I ask? :D

Just ask, "what soft drinks do you have?" and they will know what you mean
 
Or you could ask what kind of fizzy drinks they have.

On the other topic, you could ask for the toilets, the ladies/gents, or if you want to be more delicate you could ask for the cloakroom.
 
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