The point being, that's a little bit of the "too much information" sense many Americans will get by asking for "the toilet" specifically. "Restroom" is blessedly inspecific. "Toilet" feels a little close to approaching somebody and saying, "MUST CRAP NOW: WHERE?"
Ha! Sorry, that was not meant to be faux-Britishism. That was just me. I mean, I don't say things like that either, but I write them.
The point being, that's a little bit of the "too much information" sense many Americans will get by asking for "the toilet" specifically. "Restroom" is blessedly inspecific. "Toilet" feels a little close to approaching somebody and saying, "MUST CRAP NOW: WHERE?"
Or just ask where the loos are![]()
To me a restroom conjures up something with sofas, chaises longues, bowls of grapes feather fans cool breezes
You get the picture.
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In the US the term "toilet" refers specifically to the fixture, and Americans are hesitant to ask for it as such because it seems too evocative of the purpose for which one needs the facility.
"Excuse me, my good fellow, but could you please direct me to the nearest toilet? Not a sink, for washing my hands is only my second order of business, nor a urinal, for it is inadequate to my purpose, but a toilet, if you take my meaning, and I expect you do, and I do hope you keep your lavatory paper in goodly supply."
Does that specific connotation not exist in the UK?
That. Is hilarious. Thank you. May I use it in my signature? My first signature ever, mind you.
....To me a restroom conjures up something with sofas, chaises longues, bowls of grapes feather fans cool breezes
You get the picture.
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"Excuse me, my good fellow, but could you please direct me to the nearest toilet? Not a sink, for washing my hands is only my second order of business, nor a urinal, for it is inadequate to my purpose, but a toilet, if you take my meaning, and I expect you do, and I do hope you keep your lavatory paper in goodly supply."
I always ask where the john is.
have u seen that immigration reality tv show. I think its on ABC.. i once saw a guy got a $300 fine because he marked "no" on the food question but a dog sniffed out something and it turned out to be a sandwich...Well before you get too hot and bothered about the UK Border Agency…
You have (obviously) never had the pleasure of the US immigration gestapo…
You shouldn't,, and you could always pay tribute to the inventor, and ask where the Crapper is??
Ask for the Loo or the Toilet not restroom, you don't go for a lie down there![]()
We call them Coke, Sprite & Dr. PepperWhat do you Brits call soda (Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, etc)
True, but sometimes after working out a giant turd you feel like taking a rest
Also, what do you Brits call soda (Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, etc) because soda does not seem to be the correct answer either, as I confused someone else today by saying that. Then again, go to certain parts of the US and you'll confuse someone by saying that![]()
Also, what do you Brits call soda (Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, etc) because soda does not seem to be the correct answer either, as I confused someone else today by saying that. Then again, go to certain parts of the US and you'll confuse someone by saying that![]()
We call them Coke, Sprite & Dr. Pepper![]()
How about "What drinks do you have"Touche
At least in the US, a lot of restaurants don't list what kinds of soda they have on their menu, so you need to ask "What kind of soda do you have?" If I'm in the UK and run into that scenario, what do I ask?![]()
Touche
At least in the US, a lot of restaurants don't list what kinds of soda they have on their menu, so you need to ask "What kind of soda do you have?" If I'm in the UK and run into that scenario, what do I ask?![]()