Are the designers left handed or what?

[Kyle23]

I'm a righty but don't mind the ports on the left, I still think that the uMBP's have the best design layout off all laptops

 

[Artful Dodger]

thats true because there are less of you, you are rarer. Maybe  thought it was your turn to get some attention

We're also more creative.

Just a little taster for you righties into how badly designed lefties find the world

People will always find problems with anything. I like having the ports on the left side, and I'm a righty.

The thought process is simple while the above are also true
For the creative: if you're right handed, then when your hand is on that big middle glass mouse, err uh, I mean track pad, your free (yet highly useful) left hand can multitask more than coffee or tea. Further more, Bluetooth is for helping clip those mice tails to avoid all this confusion from a few right handed folks thus liberating table tops around the world and while in travel; if you still aren't sure what that trackpad (first ultra thin stationary mouse) is all about that's ok too All this coming to you from facetious, my left handed BT Apple Mouse ©