Are these news true?

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  1. jpcanaverde macrumors member

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    I wouldn't trust anything posted on the onion.
     
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    I heard The Onion was the first source to break the story about Hurricane Irene.

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    I heard Apple will also change its name to Sabre. However, whether this is pronounced "Saab-ray" or "say-ber" is yet to be seen.
     
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    I don't mean to be "that guy" but, I think it's "Saab-ruh".
     
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    He is right, though. The future is in printers. 3D printers that can print live organs and tissue for animals.
     
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    See, it's people like you that keeps progress at a standstill.

    Cupcakes, duh.
     
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    Do you have a link for these? You never know when you need a new liver and I wouldn't mind some plug&play muscle either.
     
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    To the OP. I'm not sure if you are serious in your inquiry or not but know that theonion had been a satire website for many years. That's what they do. Satire.
     
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    That's great. In their lighter products, they can drop the Air and replace it with Light.:)
     
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    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; U; Android 2.3.4; en-gb; Nexus S Build/GRJ22) AppleWebKit/533.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile Safari/533.1)

    MacBook Wheel or GTFO. Printers afterwards..... ;)
     
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    Wouldn't mind using the Wheel with my iHand.
     
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    Don't listen to the doubters. Remember Cook said Apple would have a product transition this quarter? Printers baby! Apple LaserWriters rise again!
     
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    So what you're saying is... eventually I would be able to download a car? **** yes.
     
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    Whatchu talkin about willis ? The product transition just happened . They went from the iSteve to the iCook ;)


    too soon ?
     
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    It's a reference to the Office, sorry. :p
     
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    Don't listen to these ignorant posters OP. It's people like you and me who believe in the Onion News Network who are in the right. People are in denial that Onion expose nothing but unbiased truth and they need as much support as they can get.

    Don't be another mindless drone who believes in the mainstream news stations! Keep the faith! Also donate £100 to my PayPal account so that we can help Onion and their followers live long and prosper!
     
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    LOL. Thanks for the answers. Didn't know that it was a satiric website. I saw it on Gizmodo, but it seemed fake. :p

    Now I know it was a joke LOL.
     
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    They have some good content btw, such as the MacBook Wheel video.
     

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