Are you an average man?

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by floyde, Nov 25, 2008.

  1. floyde macrumors 6502a

    floyde

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    Ok, at first I thought I was going insane, perhaps penile enlargement urges had gotten a hold of me :eek:. But now I realize that it's real, the ads are everywhere. Which ads you ask? Just look at the top of this page, and any other site you visit. How they can even afford that is beyond me. It's sort of driving me nuts, it's all over the internet :eek:
     
  2. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    To those of you who have to suffer the ads in this thread, you have my sympathy.
     
  3. skunk macrumors G4

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    I am more than averagely pleased not to have to see such adverts.
     
  4. BoyBach macrumors 68040

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    I have an above average number of feet and hands. :p
     
  5. gilkisson macrumors 65816

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    Huh. I feel left out. I got an ad for Blu-Ray viewers...

    A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants.

    The bartender says, "hey, buddy, don't that bother you?"
    The pirate answers, "Arrr. Tis driving me nuts!"
     
  6. floyde thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Oh wow, they're even evolving as we type. Now one of them reads:

    "Are you dreaming of becoming a real man?"

    the other one goes (from the NYT):

    "No woman is looking at you? Women like BIG surprises"

    I didn't even refresh the page. It's like a virus.
     
  7. .Andy macrumors 68030

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  8. Kardashian macrumors 68020

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    I have the Don Host advert on top of the page? :confused:
     
  9. arkitect macrumors 601

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    What ads?
    I only get Google offering to get the Cern Giant into my bedroom…

    Hmmmm.
     

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  10. Iscariot macrumors 68030

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    You know, I'm not actually sure if I'm an average man. I'm made entirely out of ectoplasm with a Play Doh like consistency, able to mold my mass into virtually any form. Is this normal?
     
  11. leekohler macrumors G5

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    I think the deluge of penile enlargement ads are silly. We all know what the average is. The sad thing is- I've had a few boyfriends think they're small because of those things and a few porn films they've seen. It's ridiculous. It's just as ridiculous as an average woman comparing her breasts to Chesty Morgan's in the 70's. Come on, lets be real.
     
  12. OutThere macrumors 603

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    Last year I had a real problem with spam emails from "MEGAD1CK" getting through my spam filter. Rather embarassing to open my computer with friends looking over my shoulder to an inbox with 50 new emails with "MEGAD1CK" somehwere in the sender/subject line.

    And as for all this advertising...it pushed me to the limit to verify that I am, in fact, rather well ahead of the curve, if you will. ;)
     
  13. Much Ado macrumors 68000

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    Why? Do you have a small suction pump?
     
  14. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Yes, we read all about the benefits of it helping the judges in the US stand tall.
     
  15. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Now you do.


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  16. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Now that is some scary looking crotch rot. :eek:

    If it turned you green, I bet your balls look even worse.
     
  17. gilkisson macrumors 65816

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    Kermit's pride, Miss Piggy's fear...
     
  18. floyde thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    OMG, so I am insane? :eek:

    Or perhaps they're demographically targeted ads, which can only mean... I'm penally challenged?!? :eek:
    :p

    Seriously though, for me they are everywhere (the Vimax ones), not only on macrumors
     
  19. noaccess macrumors 6502

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    I've refreshed this page a few times after reading the first post... every single time I got this:
    It's for the iPhone, but... first thing I saw was ULTRA SLIM SILICONE... and then CASE.
     

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  20. floyde thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    This is what I'm getting every single time:
     

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  21. heehee macrumors 68020

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    I've been getting the intel ad, never seen that before. :)
     
  22. ZiggyPastorius macrumors 68040

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    Nope, I'm not. Above, actually.

    (Don't worry, I read the thread, just treating it like a question :p)
     
  23. Surely Guest

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    floyde: find yourself an Ad Blocker- then banner ads won't be able to point out your insufficiencies.

    And for the record: Above. :cool:
     
  24. noaccess macrumors 6502

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    I hope this type of advertising becomes a thing of the past soon. I can't imagine this benefiting anyone who might actually need it. Anyone at all, actually.

    "Is this your insecurity? Buy this! What, you won't? God hates you, that's why he didn't bless you with a normal 9 incher, like he did the rest of us. It's true. What, you don't believe in God? People will laugh at you. With good reason too, I mean, who knows when you might find yourself naked at an intersection surrounded by equally insecure people? Oh really? What - you've never heard of sleepwalking? It's a lot more common than you think, actually, according to our research, everyone gets it at some point. Yeah, I thought so. Did I hurt your feelings (yet)? Well, I was only trying to help. Fine - good luck getting laid. No one wants to sleep with you, ya hear? I know you won't even try anymore because you're even more insecure now. Oh - you've changed your mind? I knew you would. Perfect - that'll be $199.99. Thanks for your purchase, you're awesome now, God loves you, in fact I'm attracted to you, and don't forget, the product only works if you shave your pubic hair. Use permanent hair removal for optimum results. It's that simple! *Smile*"
     

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