I won't say this wins awards for possibly the "dumbest post" (of today), firstly, because I am not American, and thus, would use terms such as "asinine", or "idiotic", or "imbecilic", rather than "dumbest", and secondly, because even in the category of "dumb" (or "moronic") posts, this doesn't even come close to some of the examples of pure, undiluted idiocy that I have read here over the years I have been a member of the forum.
However, (and there is always a "however"), I would strongly counsel you, advise you, to develop some sense of proportion, and perspective, about such things, - do they define you, or, sketch your sense of self? perhaps you should consider defining yourself by means other than the material - and to try to accept that the opinions - still less, the judgments or scrutiny - of others matter not a whit when what you have purchased is the subject of discussion.
In any case, I have worked in countries where people - including colleagues, both local interlocutors and internationals - were killed (murdered) merely for existing; this means that I find it difficult to develop the necessary - ah, excessive emotion (including embarrassment) - over material matters: Or, rather, put another way, there are things that I like, (my little Apples, good coffee, fine wine, Japanese knives, seriously good music, to name but a few) but I am supremely indifferent as to how my personal preferences are viewed by others.
At the end of the day (or week, or month, or year), it is nobody's business but yours.