Armed rooster kills man

[yg17]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41466543/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

DELANO, Calif.— A California man attending a cockfight has died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb.

The Kern County coroner says 35-year-old Jose Luis Ochoa was declared dead at a hospital about two hours after he suffered the injury in neighboring Tulare County on Jan. 30.

An autopsy concluded Ochoa died of an accidental "sharp force injury" to his right calf.

Sheriff's spokesman Ray Pruitt says it's unclear if a delay in seeking medical attention contributed to Ochoa's death. Tulare officials are investigating, and no arrests were made at the cockfight.

I'd say this is deserving of a Darwin Award

 

[SuperCachetes]

A chicken, with a blade attached. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[neko girl]

Chickuns are scary. I knew it.

 

[Dalton63841]

Just wonderful...Still not as good as this though...

 

[scottkifnw]

Cocks can be deadly

In this case, he got what he deserved.

Next in line: Michael Vick.

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I'd say this is deserving of a Darwin Award

 

[Melrose]

In this case, he got what he deserved.

Next in line: Michael Vick.

As sinister as it sounds, I'd almost agree with you.

You can teach a man not to run with scissors.
You can teach a man to eat a chicken.
But you cannot teach the man's chicken not to run with scissors.

 

[obeygiant]

He died from a wound to his right calf?-- that a chicken inflicted?-- in two hours?

 

[rdowns]

So he got pricked by a cock? This will be hard on his family; I hope they have the tools to deal with it. It's never easy when you lose a family member.

 

[obeygiant]

So he got pricked by a cock? This will be hard on his family; I hope they have the tools to deal with it. It's never easy when you lose a family member.

Come again?

 

[iJohnHenry]

Come again?

No, once was sufficient. At least his death was not in vain.

 

[MacNut]

Thats why you should always wear protection at a cock fight.

 

[xlii]

It's not the first. I saw this on the TV show "1000 ways to Die" last week. The rooster stabbed the owner in the neck severing an artery.

 

[RedTomato]

Cocks. Armed and dangerous.

Be careful of giant stabbing cocks.

Cocking your cock can cock up.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

He died from a wound to his right calf?-- that a chicken inflicted?-- in two hours?

Do you think there was more to it – maybe fowl play was involved?

 

[rdowns]

Do you think there was more to it – maybe fowl play was involved?

I would have choked that chicken to death.

 

[MacNut]

I would have choked that chicken to death.

It would probably be a long hard struggle

 

[Jaffa Cake]

I would have choked that chicken to death.

I would like to think you'd be brought to justice for your crime – but more likely you'd just get off with a poultry fine when you go up before the beak.

 

[MacNut]

I would like to think you'd be brought to justice for your crime – but more likely you'd just get off with a poultry fine when you go up before the beak.

He would get of easily. That rooster had it coming.

 

[RedTomato]

He would get of easily. That rooster had it coming.

He was ruled by his cock.

All cock, and no balls.

 

[Sydde]

Now, can we teach wolves to bring down helicopters?

 

[iJohnHenry]

Now, can we teach wolves to bring down helicopters?

We can teach dolphins to sink ships, but they are both on/under water.

Teaching a wolf to fly might be the flaw in your proposal.

 

[leomac08]

what a way to go...

cock fighting isn't bad for animals is bad for humans too..

 

[todd2000]

He died from a wound to his right calf?-- that a chicken inflicted?-- in two hours?

My thoughts exactly, I could see him dying from infection, but not in 2 hours.... There must be more to this.

Do you think there was more to it – maybe fowl play was involved?

All I have to say is ROTFLOL!

 

[Thomas Veil]

Now, can we teach wolves to bring down helicopters?

I'm kind of thinking of arming a moose with a heat-seeking missiles, but to say more would put us in PRSI territory.

Cocks. Armed and dangerous.

Be careful of giant stabbing cocks.

Cocking your cock can cock up.

You enjoyed that, didn't you?

 

[Liquorpuki]

My thoughts exactly, I could see him dying from infection, but not in 2 hours.... There must be more to this.

Probably severed the main artery in the calf and he bled out over 2 hours. If your femoral artery gets cut you could bleed out in minutes (ever see Black Hawk Down?). The arteries below the kneecap carry less volume so 2 hours sounds plausible.