Armed rooster kills man

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  1. yg17 macrumors G5

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    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41466543/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

    I'd say this is deserving of a Darwin Award
     
  2. SuperCachetes macrumors 6502a

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    A chicken, with a blade attached. What could possibly go wrong? :rolleyes:
     
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    Just wonderful...Still not as good as this though...
     
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    As sinister as it sounds, I'd almost agree with you.

    You can teach a man not to run with scissors.
    You can teach a man to eat a chicken.
    But you cannot teach the man's chicken not to run with scissors.
     
  7. obeygiant macrumors 68040

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    He died from a wound to his right calf?-- that a chicken inflicted?-- in two hours?
     
  8. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    So he got pricked by a cock? This will be hard on his family; I hope they have the tools to deal with it. It's never easy when you lose a family member.
     
  9. obeygiant macrumors 68040

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    Come again?
     
  10. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    No, once was sufficient. At least his death was not in vain.
     
  11. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Thats why you should always wear protection at a cock fight.
     
  12. xlii macrumors 68000

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    It's not the first. I saw this on the TV show "1000 ways to Die" last week. The rooster stabbed the owner in the neck severing an artery.
     
  13. RedTomato macrumors 68040

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    Cocks. Armed and dangerous.

    Be careful of giant stabbing cocks.

    Cocking your cock can cock up.
     
  14. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Do you think there was more to it – maybe fowl play was involved?
     
  15. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    I would have choked that chicken to death.
     
  16. MacNut macrumors Core

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    It would probably be a long hard struggle
     
  17. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    I would like to think you'd be brought to justice for your crime – but more likely you'd just get off with a poultry fine when you go up before the beak.
     
  18. MacNut macrumors Core

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    He would get of easily. That rooster had it coming.
     
  19. RedTomato macrumors 68040

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    He was ruled by his cock.

    All cock, and no balls.
     
  20. Sydde macrumors 68020

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    Now, can we teach wolves to bring down helicopters?
     
  21. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    We can teach dolphins to sink ships, but they are both on/under water.

    Teaching a wolf to fly might be the flaw in your proposal. :D
     
  22. leomac08 macrumors 68020

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    what a way to go...

    cock fighting isn't bad for animals is bad for humans too..
     
  23. todd2000 macrumors 68000

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    My thoughts exactly, I could see him dying from infection, but not in 2 hours.... There must be more to this.

    All I have to say is ROTFLOL! :D
     
  24. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    I'm kind of thinking of arming a moose with a heat-seeking missiles, but to say more would put us in PRSI territory. ;)

    You enjoyed that, didn't you?
     
  25. Liquorpuki macrumors 68020

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    Probably severed the main artery in the calf and he bled out over 2 hours. If your femoral artery gets cut you could bleed out in minutes (ever see Black Hawk Down?). The arteries below the kneecap carry less volume so 2 hours sounds plausible.
     

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