ARRGGHH I want to break something! (AKA Why do blenders SUCK so much?!)(yes rant)

[ravenvii]

First, I got this KissMixer bullet piece of ****. It's great, blends my **** awesomely, I loved it. But the ****ing screw-on is a ****ing piece of **** to end all pieces of *****! If I screw it tight enough so it doesn't come loose and spill my shake all over the countertop when it's blending, I couldn't take it the **** off once it's done! And if the effort miraculously opens the ****ing thing, I inevitably spill some of the shake/smoothie. It's ****ing physics. And if I screw it on so it's possible to take off... it comes loose during the blending, and spillage. That thing went up on eBay and I got a proper blender. It's fine and all.

Until ****ing right now. It has a bottom that you screw off (yes, ****ing screw you to whoever love the ****ing screw-on **** on blenders so much) so you can wash the ****. Well today it wouldn't ****ing come off. It's jammed or something.

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

I have an incredible urge to break something. ****ing blender makers, you are *******s.

 

[Eric Lewis]

First, I got this KissMixer bullet piece of ****. It's great, blends my **** awesomely, I loved it. But the ****ing screw-on is a ****ing piece of **** to end all pieces of *****! If I screw it tight enough so it doesn't come loose and spill my shake all over the countertop when it's blending, I couldn't take it the **** off once it's done! And if the effort miraculously opens the ****ing thing, I inevitably spill some of the shake/smoothie. It's ****ing physics. And if I screw it on so it's possible to take off... it comes loose during the blending, and spillage. That thing went up on eBay and I got a proper blender. It's fine and all.

Until ****ing right now. It has a bottom that you screw off (yes, ****ing screw you to whoever love the ****ing screw-on **** on blenders so much) so you can wash the ****. Well today it wouldn't ****ing come off. It's jammed or something.

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

I have an incredible urge to break something. ****ing blender makers, you are *******s.

get a blentec blender..they blend iPhones

or

a magic bullet...i have one..works amazing

 

[MonksMac]

Wow I never knew anyone could get that mad at a blender...

 

[comictimes]

put the blender on the base and then twist it to get the bottom off. You have more leverage that way.

 

[JSpence]

Just get a bigger blender for you to pur your blender in

 

[stealthninja]

just get a wood chipper

 

[iAlan]

**** *** the ** ******* *** and *** the **** off.

 

[Counterfit]

Not necessarily a brand recommendation, but strap wrenches pwn.

 

[MongoTheGeek]

Not necessarily a brand recommendation, but strap wrenches pwn.

I've been disappointed with my strap wrench. Perhaps its because of what I've been using it against.

get a blentec blender..they blend iPhones

or

a magic bullet...i have one..works amazing

I love the blendtec videos.

As for magic bullet that sounds naughty to me.

My vote is for a stick blender or as Emeril calls it a boat motor.