I just wanted a trim. Not a styled cut. A trim. Like, straight off the bottom of my hair. I called SuperCuts who are known for being cheap and simple. Um. They quoted me $40. No shampoo, no nothing. And? They said since I said I had thicker and longer hair, they'd charge extra.

I found some hole-in-the-wall place that uses Aveda products that would charge me $40 period and include shampoo in that.
And my hair is NOT "get-up-n-go" hair. At all. If it's really short, I have to spend 30 minutes before it can be presentable. If it's long and I wanna leave it down for the day? I can blow-dry it for a good 15 minutes and it'll still be dripping wet. It's too thick and heavy that a high pony-tail ends up at the nape of my neck within half an hour. And I break elastic hair-ties like no other.
Plus, it's really not all that smooth or soft.

Poo. And I've never had black hair. I wish I had that jet black hair or super light hair, but I'm stuck with boring dark brown hair. Ugh.
I recalled "
I hate gettin' my hair cut" as well as "
The Elders Hate the Long Hair." You're just a touch interested in this subject.