The following statement, which clearly implies there can be no good reason for anyone accepting ATTs offer.
"This program is completely worthless, but people will get suckered in by thinking they're getting a great deal. "
Yet you conveniently ignore the paragraph just before that stating it works for people that have phones worth less than $100.
Just stop. You're trying to find stupidity where there is none. And in the process you aren't exactly helping your cause.