Originally posted by robguz
I hear they are going to have lots of fun OSX themed games. One involves who can open the windows in the store the slowest. Whoever does wins a copy of 10.2
Another involves a game of throw the beachball, but behind the curtain a store employees has a tether connected to the ball from above and it then mysteriously floats above the players and spins endlessly.
In the back of the store will be a big barrel set up for a game of "bobbing for permissions." Players dunk their faces into a vat of defective G4 chips searching for the G5. If they find it, they have to guess the secret password, even though they already have to give the password to sign up for the game and before every dip into the barrel. The winner gets 35 cents off the DP 1.25 Ghz as long as they also buy a 23" Cinema HD display.
Another fun game will be, "Find the working scanner" in which dozens of mac/scanner combinations will be set up in a row and if the person figures out which one can scan in X naitively, they win a free day's use of .mac
In yet another fun game, players try to type so slow that Word v.X can keep up with their typing. Unfortunately, the mentally retarded orangatang with no fingers and toes who's there for the party still types too fast for Word to keep up, so nobody wins.
The grand finale is called "Alienate the Users" in which participants comes dressed as aliens and hurl insults and slurs at all the customers in the store, and try to steal wallets and purses. The winner is named "Queen Jobs for a Day" and and gets a free copy of 10.2 which is only installable on a non-upgraded PowerBook G3 233 (no L2 model).