Avatars are not always what they seem

[thedude110]

I thought it was clear that I'm the transient phase of Mina Loy.

 

[xsedrinam]

For the record and to answer the questions about the girl in my avatar, She is Tennis player Maria Sharapova. She is not me, as I am a dude.

C'mon, Maria. Fess up. This decoy/divergence ploy won't work on us.

I thought it was clear that I'm the transient phase of Mina Loy.

Ah. English teacher, heal thyself.

 

[yojitani]

I thought it was clear that I'm the transient phase of Mina Loy.

I love Mina Loy....sigh. Do you cross dress?

 

[Sun Baked]

I'd rather see the picture of the misleading babe, than the actual user in a speedo.

 

[MongoTheGeek]

An asian friend of mine sells real estate, it's his company logo. Long Dong Real Estate in Portland Oregon. Really nice guy.

I understand that may be a perfectly normal Korean(?) name but in english it comes across all wrong.

Also your avatar in addition to being the sun rising/setting behind a house also strongly resembles a large man in red pants bending over

 

[miloblithe]

On the internet, no one knows you're a dog--or a monkey.

 

[Don't panic]

I understand that may be a perfectly normal Korean(?) name but in english it comes across all wrong.

Also your avatar in addition to being the sun rising/setting behind a house also strongly resembles a large man in red pants bending over

house? sun?
you mean it is not a naked red giant who mistakenly sat onto the empire state building?

edit: cool, i have 999 posts

 

[pivo6]

While we're all confessing, I'll add that I'm not really John Coltrane.

 

[vniow]

Um, I actually am a vampire.

 

[MacNut]

Um, I actually am a vampire.

But do you only have a big head small feet and no torso.

 

[iBlue]

Just to make several of you scratch your heads (or something) my avatars have often been photos and or animations of myself. Been featured in another member's avatar as well.
the current horn licking 'tar is not me, however

I think I got more PMs from the ones where it really was me than ones where it wasn't. I don't know what people hope to achieve by sending those but whatever, it's amusing. (for the record, I'm talking just a few PMs, nothing big)

that is all.

 

[skunk]

I'm obviously French.

 

[katie ta achoo]

I am not a muffin!

I don't muffin-top in my jeans, either.

I'm 0% avatar; 100% pure awesome.

 

[bartelby]

I am not a muffin!

I don't muffin-top in my jeans, either.

I'm 0% avatar; 100% pure awesome.

Ah, but muffins are 100% awesome too!!

 

[katie ta achoo]

Ah, but muffins are 100% awesome too!!

The one in my avatar wasn't so delicious. It was cornbread muffin. Not too awesome.. maybe 40% awesome, 60% "ewww, this is healthy".

 

[livingfortoday]

Well, it turns out that I am a holographic madman from a recreation of a 1930's movie.

Do with that knowledge what you will, for soon I shall reign over you all!

 

[stubeeef]

While my avatar shows off my beauty, strangely, not many here have PM'd me to "hook up". I guess they are just shy and perceive my as an "unobtainable supermodel" type. Really I'm just ME.

 

[EricNau]

I am not a trash can ...nor Windows.

 

[EricNau]

house? sun?
you mean it is not a naked red giant who mistakenly sat onto the empire state building?

Glad I'm not the only one.

 

[siurpeeman]

Well, it turns out that I am a holographic madman from a recreation of a 1930's movie.

Do with that knowledge what you will, for soon I shall reign over you all!

photons and force fields....

i AM a slurpee. today, i am a mix of cherry and coke. yum...please don't drink me.

 

[iMeowbot]

It does get tiresome. "whoa r u a zigzag?" "can i touch ur bobbin?" "baste my bias bay-bay!" Sheesh.

 

[sushi]

I am prepared sushi.

In this case Tekamaki.

 

[edesignuk]

y'all got nothin' on me in my Keira Knightly heyday, foos

 

[rdowns]

Just to make several of you scratch your heads (or something) my avatars have often been photos and or animations of myself. Been featured in another member's avatar as well.

I can't thank you enough for allowing me to use that pic. You're the best!!

 

[dcv]

My red boots are real