Bacon

[chown33]

Not many serious medical reports have a sentence that begins "After bacon strips were wrapped around her ear for 5 to 10 minutes...".

I was imagining what the discussion between the physicians might have been like...
"So, any thoughts on how to get the larvae out? Forceps? Vacuum pump? Surgery?"
"Let's try bacon."

 

[BotchQue]

Not many serious medical reports have a sentence that begins "After bacon strips were wrapped around her ear for 5 to 10 minutes...".

Would probably attract more guys than a dab of Chanel No 5, plus you have breakfast started the next morning if things go well. 😀