I sit here finally having Internet service after a good 5 days without it. For some reason, "Overnight" shipping of a new DSL modem takes 3 days. Anywho, I thought I'd be all good with my iPhone having a connection, which was great for the first night. Then when trying to download updates, I get the lovely iPhone crash. OK, just reset the phone. For the past 4 days, the phone has done nothing but display that big white Apple you see when it starts up. Not one #%^@ing thing I do will fix it. Restart the phone 500 times? Nope. Plug it in to my computer? Doesn't recognize it. Plug it in to a PC? Nope. Throw it against a hard surface? OK, better not try that. Drain the battery? Still no luck. So I've got a Genius Bar appointment in a few hours. This required a 20-mile trip to setup since I didn't have Internet here at the time (is it that hard to accept appointments over the phone??). So hopefully it'll be fixed soon. Maybe it'll be a paperweight and I'll get a 3G model because they're all out of EDGE models. Maybe I'm smoking something. By the way, does anybody recall how they lived before the Internet or iPods? It's almost like life as a caveman.