This might be the wrong place to post this, and everyone has probably seen this already. But I just saw it for the first time and I think it's a perfect ice breaker for all these "I HAVE NO BARS" threads.
enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ELpS3Wc4Q
enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ELpS3Wc4Q