BBC News "UFO claim over wind farm damage"

[bartelby]

Yep, me and bartelby had this case solved back at the start of January. We're like Mulder and Scully, except that I've got better legs than Gillian Anderson.

Hey, I thought we were the new Scooby gang!

I've bought you a load of neckerchiefs too!

 

[Les Kern]

Relax folks, and look up "Occam's Razor".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor

To whit: There are no aliens. Period.
Flying cows are more believable, but "something broke" SHOULD have been the first thought.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Of course, it's only a mater of time before some conspiracy type declares this to be a massive cover up and the flying cow that caused it is now being analysed by the MoD somewhere in Suffolk...