God I hate people this like this. This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm truly confused as to what people are objecting about.
Their return policy is a "nice thing", but you propose I shouldn't use it? What is the point of having "nice things" if people don't use them? I'm not abusing it; I'm trying before I'm buying. It's their fault for not having it on display so I could try it before passing through the checkout.