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* Awkward name enables Twitter users to make the same joke over and over and over again
* Super slick design makes it impossible to hold, pick up, or stop from sliding down the street
* Softly whimpers if left alone for too long
* Maureen Dowd New York Times column generator
* Photo album of the Jobs family summer vacation in Aruba
* Free pair of black-rimmed glasses, turtleneck, and position at New York City architecture firm
* Can withstand breezes up to 3 mph
* To ensure that its users receive the constant public attention they crave, the iPad will emit the phrase "Hey, does that guy have an iPad?" every eight minutes.
Full article here: http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/apple_finally_unveils_ipad
* Awkward name enables Twitter users to make the same joke over and over and over again
* Super slick design makes it impossible to hold, pick up, or stop from sliding down the street
* Softly whimpers if left alone for too long
* Maureen Dowd New York Times column generator
* Photo album of the Jobs family summer vacation in Aruba
* Free pair of black-rimmed glasses, turtleneck, and position at New York City architecture firm
* Can withstand breezes up to 3 mph
* To ensure that its users receive the constant public attention they crave, the iPad will emit the phrase "Hey, does that guy have an iPad?" every eight minutes.
Full article here: http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/apple_finally_unveils_ipad