If you use google chrome, you can get Angry Birds for Chrome. It's not as fun with a mouse as it is with touch, but it's what I did before my iPhone.
Or if you could find My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, that's a really fun yet frustrating game. I play it on my iPhone. Not sure if you can play it on a laptop, but the game maker is Gameloft.
Definitely NOT grand theft auto.