I am a professional wino. I tend to stumble, fall down stairs, and collapse in parking lots ALL THE TIME. Falling down and dropping things is my job. It's what I do. That and talking gibberish. For 7 years now, I have yet to lose a cell phone. Mostly because I break them before I have a chance to lose them. Can anyone recommend an iPhone 4 case that can withstand the torment and abuse my addiction will inflict upon it? If I pass out under a strange van and leave my phone behind the tire, I want to know that when the van backs up and crushes my legs, my phone will still be there and be okay. I don't care about cosmetic appearances. I'm a wino. I wear 3 top hats and my shirt is covered in burgundy stains. I don't need a fancy iphone case. I need a rugged one. Which iPhone 4 case will protect the phone the best?