Best iPhone 4 Case for Drunk People That Stumble Often?

Discussion in 'iPhone Accessories' started by robotfist, Jul 13, 2010.

  1. robotfist macrumors member

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    I am a professional wino. I tend to stumble, fall down stairs, and collapse in parking lots ALL THE TIME. Falling down and dropping things is my job. It's what I do. That and talking gibberish.

    For 7 years now, I have yet to lose a cell phone. Mostly because I break them before I have a chance to lose them. Can anyone recommend an iPhone 4 case that can withstand the torment and abuse my addiction will inflict upon it? If I pass out under a strange van and leave my phone behind the tire, I want to know that when the van backs up and crushes my legs, my phone will still be there and be okay.

    I don't care about cosmetic appearances. I'm a wino. I wear 3 top hats and my shirt is covered in burgundy stains. I don't need a fancy iphone case. I need a rugged one.

    Which iPhone 4 case will protect the phone the best?
     
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  4. tctony macrumors 6502a

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    +1
     
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  6. robotfist thread starter macrumors member

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  7. wardev macrumors regular

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    Your best bet is to wait for the otterbox defender, that thing will survive a nuclear holocaust.
     
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  9. vincenz macrumors 601

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    Since you're already so careful with your belongings, you can save money this time around and go naked.
     
  10. qranc macrumors newbie

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    Best Phone for Drunk People That Stumble Often?

    There, fixed it for you.
     
  11. reliantj macrumors 6502

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    probably a case of water to sober up and maybe a few aa meetings.
     

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