Best Jobs For The New Macbook Airs

Discussion in 'MacBook Air' started by pintsizemacman, Oct 26, 2010.

  1. pintsizemacman macrumors regular

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  3. Denny Crane macrumors member

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    Outside of Steve....

    I'd go with road warriors or students.
     
  4. ReallyBigFeet macrumors 68030

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    LOL @ "Steve"

    Since this is obviously meant to be a humor thread, I'd guess the 11" MBA netbook would make one helluva skipping stone.
     

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  5. TheAllStar macrumors member

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    TERRIFIC skipping stone. .1 lbs lighter than previous generation!
     
  6. TheAllStar macrumors member

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    ...for the 13". 11" would be beast at skippin'.
     
  7. WardC macrumors 68030

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    No!!!! no!!! NOOOO!!! NOT in the water!!!! no!!!! Apple hasn't developed the MacBook Aqua™ yet, this is just a MacBook Air!!
     
  8. TheAllStar macrumors member

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    I can hear Jobs now: "The Aqua. And... it really is magical."
     
  9. WardC macrumors 68030

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    ...and waterproof! That is the whole point. The MacBook Aqua™ will be 100% waterproof. Up to 1000m underwater.
     
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  12. TheAllStar macrumors member

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    Cue cool video with Jony Ive. "We've... revolutionized... underwater computing."
     
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    "Odd Jobs" good too...
     
  16. InsanelyApple macrumors 6502

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    Only problem is Steve didn't change the Air to Aqua.
     
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  18. hachre macrumors 6502a

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    Look at this... Isn't that amazing??? :D
     
  19. InsanelyApple macrumors 6502

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    There it is. That's awesome dude.
     
  20. alpinadvl macrumors regular

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    BEST NEW MBA thread in the last week !

    (shouldnt the desktop be an underwater scene though?)
     
  21. alpinadvl macrumors regular

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    I wonder if they will bring back the backlighted keyboard ?


    "Now....we have something very special that we think you are going to love.... we have been working on this for over 10 years....and we could not be more pleased with the result"

    "The era of terrestrial computing has already been firmly established.... what we here at Apple realized.... that the planet is over 67% water.... That's 67% of unused space !... "

    "What if we could use our computers while swimming in the water?"

    "What if we could take our computers along with us in deep sea dives?"

    "How about when you are surfing?"

    "In the tub?"

    "The problem is, that water and computing do not mix...."

    "But we have found a way"

    "And we think this is an opportunity for us where our computers could revolutionize the way we use and think about computing...."

    "We call it.....the Macbook Aqua"

    "Imagine !...now with the Apple Macbook Aqua, you can facetime while you are swimming !.... we call it "Facedive"...

    "Have an important document that needs editing, but you are 20 feet below the surface? Only Apple provides you with the ability to "surf" while you are under the surf!"... with it's revolutionary iTether buoyant antenna*

    "And because the new Macbook Aqua is powered by ions in the water... you never have to worry about plugging it in..... just fill up a bath tub.... or throw it** in a pond and you are ready to go"

    "The new Apple Macbook Aqua.... simple, waterproof***, charged by the earth, magical**** "


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    * Not compatible with AT&T services **Apple warranty does not cover damage caused by throwing the Macbook Aqua *** up to 500 meters ****only available in glossy screen option​
     
  22. TheAllStar macrumors member

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    Iced tea up my nose, great. Dinner and laughing don't mix.

    This is epic.
     
  23. Roofy. macrumors 6502a

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    oh god. this needs to be sent to The Onion for them to create a news video out of it!!!!!
     
  24. TheAllStar macrumors member

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    While on the subject... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA

    In case any of us still haven't seen this.
     

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