I remember the first few semesters of college, I shared a dorm with some crazy kids. One guy was a self deprecating racist who was so obsessed with his grades and getting to b-school that he would wake up in the middle of the night screaming about his grades. One time I got home and found the guy slapping himself while staring at the mirror... I asked him wth is he doing... he said he dishonored his family by letting a black kid get a better grade than him. The relationship kinda went down hill after that. Another guy was a chronic masturbator and jerked off all the time and everywhere. I think once me an a lady friend came back to my place to chat and we caught him wanking off to some girl's profile picture on facebook. The coolest guy I roomed with is this kid named Rob. Seriously, there is nothing you can do to piss him off. I once accidentally pulled the plug on his desktop while he was one the last page of his 13 page final paper... he ended up loosing four pages. I apologized profusely, expecting him to explode... All he did was shrug and went right back to writing. A few weeks later, I shot a airsoft pellet in to his LCD and it broke... when i told him, he reacted by saying "oh.... well alright." I learned alot from living with this kid. Anyways, share your stories!