Best Signature

[G99]

Maybe 'tis time to make a best signature competition!
What could happen is people submit ones they think are good, and after a while, make a poll or something.
Some that could be included are:

TigerPRO -
Mac OS X is what Windows users dream about; they just don't know it

Powerbook G5 -
Panther-\Pan"ther\, n. A large dark-colored variety of leopard with fierce carnivorous instinct.
Longhorn-\Long"horn\, n. A long-horned beef cattle formerly common in the southwestern United States.
Which would you rather be at the end of the day? Think about it...

mad jew -
some things are better mad...

Mitthrawnuruodo -
NEVER TRUST A COMPUTER YOU CAN"T LIFT!

PlaceofDis -
Dim my eyes...on the waves of confession...

Thomas Veil -
"Lincoln had an IQ of 120. Bush's IQ is under four score and seven." -- David Letterman

IJ Reilly -
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. —Mark Twain

d_and_n5000 -
"Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation."
Steve Jobs

skunk -
"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted the spoons." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

~Shard~ -
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Feel free to submit your own favourites!

 

[Blue Velvet]

I happen to like my new one.

 

[Lau]

I happen to like my new one.

Heheheheh. I think you should keep as evidence just in case we need to hold him to it.

 

[rdowns]

Praying Conroe never sees the inside of an iMac.

 

[iGary]

Praying Conroe never sees the inside of an iMac.

Your turned on and you know it.

 

[Chaszmyr]

Praying Conroe never sees the inside of an iMac.

Why...?


EDIT: Oh wait, in light of iGary's comment, I think I get it.

 

[d_and_n5000]

I nominate...

d_and_n5000's:

"Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation."

Steve Jobs​

So awesome, isn't it?

 

[rdowns]

Your turned on an you know it.

Up yours™

 

[Felldownthewell]

Your turned on and you know it.

On the day that its announced I'm thinking that more people will be on the "iGary running naked" thread than to the "iMac Update" thread...

 

[Abstract]

Did someone say, "free pr0n?"

And now there's so much pressure for iGary to stick to his words.

 

[floriflee]

Better watch out. The day that happens the MR servers will go on overload because of the increase in traffic to the thread with his running naked posted.

 

[Sun Baked]

If we are lucky, they will be filming a segment of COPS, and just happen to take a donut break in his apartment parking lot about the time this all happens.

 

[iGary]

Better watch out. The day that happens the MR servers will go on overload because of the increase in traffic to the thread with his running naked posted.

Looks like I better start getting to the gym, just in case.

 

[mad jew]

You know, this thread made me think mine might be taken the wrong way by Jews. I haven't had any complaints, but should I maybe change it? Obviously there's no intention to be derogatory.

 

[floriflee]

You know, this thread made me think mine might be taken the wrong way by Jews. I haven't had any complaints, but should I maybe change it? Obviously there's no intention to be derogatory.

Change it?! It's a classic! Then again, I'm only potentially part-Jewish through my illegitimate great-grandmother who's father was suspected to be a prominent Jew in her German town....

 

[Felldownthewell]

You know, this thread made me think mine might be taken the wrong way by Jews. I haven't had any complaints, but should I maybe change it? Obviously there's no intention to be derogatory.

I'm Jewish and I find it funny! 'Specialy 'cause I know you don't mean it in a hateful way. Of course it would be funnier if you WERE Jewish, but you can't change it now! It would be sacreligious. Or something.

 

[mad jew]

Thanks.

Just don't wanna be offensive.

 

[PlaceofDis]

wow, i'm surprised my new signature was noticed. i just changed it today too.
its probably one of the first creative things i've written in the past few months that i thought was decent. i won't be changing it now.

 

[mad jew]

Okay, I love this one far too much.

"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted the spoons." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[zach]

You know, this thread made me think mine might be taken the wrong way by Jews. I haven't had any complaints, but should I maybe change it? Obviously there's no intention to be derogatory.

I'm jewish and i couldn't possibly be any less offended.

 

[2nyRiggz]

Did someone say, "free pr0n?"

And now there's so much pressure for iGary to stick to his words.

Always laughed at Abstract sig.....funny stuff right there.


Bless

 

[iGav]

My one... now will someone please just buy it.

 

[G99]

Should my new sig be added? I'm not sure because if it ain't any good, the "best" signatures list, and competition in the future would be biased...

 

[cslewis]

I think I remember ~Shard~ having a good one. I'm not sure if he's changed it by now, though...

 

[Unorthodox]

I think I remember ~Shard~ having a good one. I'm not sure if he's changed it by now, though...

Ow. Not so loud.
Massive hangover.

~Shard~'s sig is...

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
_________- Leonardo da Vinci

With all due respect to ~Shard~.