Ok here's my strategy for aquiring this new piece of godly technology:
First, I'm going to set of a small trash can fire about 50 yards away at the closest intersection.
If there's a line people will be distracted and of course be curious and go into look and take pics and blog about it.
Next while people outside are distracted ill set of a series of relayed phone calls to all the phones inside the apple store.
While they're distracted i'll shoot over a zip line from across the street on the 3rd floor zipline into the store silently and deadly like a ninja.
Take care to get rid of any evidence of my stealthy entry and then proceed to procure my new iPhone 3G.
BWHahahahahahaha...no one will suspect a thing...
ROFL....thats funny! That wouldn't even work here. Everyone would just stand in line, staring and talking about it LOL Just like the old man who got hit by 2 cars and no one even bothered to help! When most of society is in their own little world, nothing short of setting fire inside the store is going to move them.
