So one night last month I went to sleep sooooo stoned, right? Like I fell asleep eating hershey's kisses and in my highness laid on them all night, causing them to melt all over my phone. I woke up to see chocolate wrapped around my lightning port, inside it, inside the mic and part of the headphone jack, over the home button, etc, etc. Well I cleaned it and sucked out as much as I could (this just sounds more and more stupid as I go), but I don't think it's ever going to be perfect again. I'm only about 10% audible when not on speaker and the sound is a little cluttered even when on speaker. I took it to the Apple Store yesterday and they couldn't replace it for free (figured since I was a preorder and already had one), but they blew it out and tested in the back at least and it was still doing it, though I'm sure it's a little better. Anyway, does anyone have any suggestions on how to clean out the bottom internal mic to the left of the lightning port? Any input's appreciated, thank you! Oh, and totally not trolling.