Beware! It's the honeybun of the beast!

[floriflee]

You should've gotten that thing blessed by a priest seeing that it expires "06/06/06".

What do you know? That's Evil's birthday.... *eerie music starts playing*

 

[Apple Hobo]

mmmm...titanium dioxide frosted honeybuns

1/4 of your daily calories and about 1/2 your daily fat.

 

[dmw007]

mmmm...titanium dioxide frosted honeybuns

1/4 of your daily calories and about 1/2 your daily fat.

Titanium dioxide frosted honeybuns, my favorite!

 

[2nyRiggz]

Theres nothing like swelling up on a big over sized heart attack waiting to happen bun.....ummmmmm honey bun i can smell it now.


Bless

 

[dmw007]

Theres nothing like swelling up on a big over sized heart attack waiting to happen bun.....ummmmmm honey bun i can smell it now.


Bless

That only happens if you eat two of them in the same sitting...

 

[kretzy]

I can't believe you can get things like that from vending machines. The vending machines here pretty much only stock soft drinks, chips/snacks, chocolates/lollies.

 

[floriflee]

I can't believe you can get things like that from vending machines. The vending machines here pretty much only stock soft drinks, chips/snacks, chocolates/lollies.

I'd stick to the soft drinks, chips/snacks, chocolates/lollies. Honeybuns and generally any other pastry in a vending machine are really not that great.

 

[calyxman]

Yuck! How can you eat that? I guess when you're hungry you eat just about anything.

 

[kretzy]

I'd stick to the soft drinks, chips/snacks, chocolates/lollies. Honeybuns and generally any other pastry in a vending machine are really not that great.

Yeah I can't really imagine anything be all that fresh out of a vending machine. Must be full of preservatives.

 

[Black&Tan]

Okay...its the 30th, are you still kicking? Have monkeys started to come out your butt or are you completetly normal?

 

[yellow]

Actually I bought it because it was the most bang for my buck, so to speak. It's the largest thing in there (the more to filly my belly) and it's only $.75. They want freaking $.90 for Pop Tarts! Robber Barons!

But I was mostly amused by the expiration date.

 

[iTwitch]

You could have had dirt for free. I think this is a case of you get what you pay for? I would have went for the Pop Tarts, they seem a better deal overall?

PS. Like your new 'tar.

 

[iSaint]

I always opt for a honeybun on the same theory of it being the biggest thing in there to fill me up. Plus, there's no amount of stale that 20 seconds in the microwave won't take care of!

 

[zach]

my friend actually eats two of those a day, one for breakfast and one for a snack coming home from school.

amazingly he's 5'7", 120 pounds...

edit: not to mention he's been doing this for three years.

 

[kildraik]

The thing I love about this particular thread is the fact of it's randomness and how much people are branching off of a person eating an expired Honeybun.

 

[dmw007]

my friend actually eats two of those a day, one for breakfast and one for a snack coming home from school.

amazingly he's 5'7", 120 pounds...

edit: not to mention he's been doing this for three years.

Wow, that is amazing. Sounds like your friend must have a high metabolism or does a lot of working out. If I ate two of those a day.......lets just say I would way a smidgen over 120lbs....

 

[thedude110]

I suspect Mrs Freshley isn't as fresh as she perhaps hopes.

Incidentally, if you google "honeybun", it appears to be mainly porn...

Ha! Your posts made my night.

Actually I bought it because it was the most bang for my buck, so to speak. It's the largest thing in there (the more to filly my belly) and it's only $.75. They want freaking $.90 for Pop Tarts! Robber Barons!

Can you believe that in this neck of the vending machine woods Pop Tarts are $1.10?

Vending machines are duplicitous. I remember walking into the teacher's lounge at the beginning of the year and seeing a Coke machine that sold bottled water for .75. I put in my dollar, got my quarter back and got an 8 oz. bottle of water. I obviously didn't read the vending machine fine print.