Bloomberg Publishes Steve Jobs Obituary

[Bubba Satori]

As opposed to,

Embalmed!

(Proactively)

Dick Zombie.

 

[newbie jnr]

SJ will not die, but his mind will evolve into an operating system that will not be compatible with his current carbon based hardware platform after MacWorld 2012.

LOL!! award for most witty comment so far...


i better start checking the obits just to make sure i'm still alive!

 

[donga]

what a slip up, i wonder what steve thinks about his own obit

 

[pubwvj]

Jobs won't die

Jobs won't die... there's a little bit of him in every Mac. When the flesh becomes week the silicon will take over. Besides, he signed my original Mac.

 

[sajawebb]

I think you mean Keith Richards, don't you?

Keith wasn't "PROPERLY" embalmed!

 

[sushi]

After careful examination of the evidence, I now believe Keith is actually smoked, like a salmon. Dick Clark is frozen; Kirk Douglas was bronzed; Hugh Hefner can't die (but will get stiff); and Andy Rooney IS dead, but hasn't figured it out.

SJ will not die, but his mind will evolve into an operating system that will not be compatible with his current carbon based hardware platform after MacWorld 2012.

Good one!

Jobs won't die... there's a little bit of him in every Mac. When the flesh becomes week the silicon will take over. Besides, he signed my original Mac.

Good point.

SJ, like BG, has affected so many in the computer arena.

 

[KingYaba]

David Oreck seems to keep going and going and going.