BREAKING: New leaked Apple TV shows iMac inspired design. [joke]

[Anonymous420]

A promotional image surfaced from an anonymous weibo user showing an iMac inspired TV set being produced by apple coming in the colours of the iPhone 13 + a new green colour. Judging by how there are unreleased promo images it might have been planned to be announced at the unleashed event in october.

 

[fwmireault]

You forgot the notch

 

[w5jck]

And the price, $5,000 USD for the 27" model, charging/power brick and cable sold separately. And the remote has only ONE button!

 

[-Gonzo-]

?

 

[ruka.snow]

Ah the Sky Glass

Sky Glass review: First impressions of ambitious new streaming 4K TV

SKY GLASS is available to order right now. This QLED TV has ditched the traditional Sky satellite dish and redesigned every aspect of the software. Is this a revolution, or a step backwards? Here's our initial review of this custom-designed 4K TV...

www.express.co.uk

 

[400]

Yeah, Sky glass. One TV to rule them all.....
Living rooms that is. Looks like a world wide grab for the TV stand space and tie people in. Not that I would want one.

edit. another link or two.

Sky Glass TV review

Sky Glass represents a paradigm shift in the premium TV market

www.techradar.com

Sky Glass: No more dishes

At a press event in London, Sky has unveiled its first TV devices which are branded as 'Sky Glass'. Dana Strong, Sky Group Chief Executive Officer, unveile

advanced-television.com

 

[ruka.snow]

Yeah, Sky glass. One TV to rule them all.....
Living rooms that is. Looks like a world wide grab for the TV stand space and tie people in. Not that I would want one.

edit. another link or two.

Sky Glass TV review

Sky Glass represents a paradigm shift in the premium TV market

www.techradar.com

Sky Glass: No more dishes

At a press event in London, Sky has unveiled its first TV devices which are branded as 'Sky Glass'. Dana Strong, Sky Group Chief Executive Officer, unveile

advanced-television.com

It looks surprisingly good. Most TV's regardless of cost look rather cheep.

 

[-Gonzo-]

It looks surprisingly good. Most TV's regardless of cost look rather cheep.

Looks can be very deceiving, so far it’s receiving a lot of negativity with quite a few wanting to send it back from what I’ve been reading in a couple of different forums.
Here’s one guys review

 

[400]

It looks surprisingly good. Most TV's regardless of cost look rather cheep.

Not liking it to be honest. Partly it is big (yeah, I understand there is a lot in it), no OLED option, but also it is an attempt to tie people into a particular product but I expect that people who are Sky orientated will like it. Time will tell on the take up. IPTV is the way but it is disjointed at the moment.

Then again I buy into Apple.

 

[ruka.snow]

Not liking it to be honest. Partly it is big (yeah, I understand there is a lot in it), no OLED option, but also it is an attempt to tie people into a particular product but I expect that people who are Sky orientated will like it. Time will tell on the take up. IPTV is the way but it is disjointed at the moment.

Then again I buy into Apple.

I like it purely on its appearance. The Sky functionality is not desired, I am not even remotely interested in watching live TV when I have my streaming services.

 

[HobeSoundDarryl]

How much does the stand cost?

 

[400]

I like it purely on its appearance. The Sky functionality is not desired, I am not even remotely interested in watching live TV when I have my streaming services.

Different tastes and all that.
My TV is very thin in comparison, this looks a tad chunky for my likes, packing all the atmos, speakers and other gubbins into a single box sets alarm bells off for me. Rather get the full speaker set up and not tied to a panel in a box tied to a TV service should I wish to upgrade.

How much does the stand cost?

Stand looks like my hifi stand only shorter. That was around 60 notes a 8 years ago or so.

 

[HobeSoundDarryl]

I didn't mean literally. Joke thread: what would Apple charge for the Apple stand for this "leaked Apple TV"?

 

[ruka.snow]

Different tastes and all that.
My TV is very thin in comparison, this looks a tad chunky for my likes, packing all the atmos, speakers and other gubbins into a single box sets alarm bells off for me. Rather get the full speaker set up and not tied to a panel in a box tied to a TV service should I wish to upgrade.

Chunky aye, but the nice metal or metal looking finish is a great step up from all the plastic fantastic looking black TV's (even your £3000+ OLED models). It wouldn't hurt to get TV's not looking like disposable products.

 

[400]

I didn't mean literally. Joke thread: what would Apple charge for the Apple stand for this "leaked Apple TV"?

Doh!
Well, take my words.
There are what 7 major scales (notes....)(?)) multiply by 60 then multiply by 6, and as there are 365 days in a year, add that I get 2885 for the stand.


Thinks.


Nah, too low. Must be multiply by 365.

Where do I pitch for a job at Apple? Got this nailed down.

 

[Anonymous420]

Ah the Sky Glass

Sky Glass review: First impressions of ambitious new streaming 4K TV

SKY GLASS is available to order right now. This QLED TV has ditched the traditional Sky satellite dish and redesigned every aspect of the software. Is this a revolution, or a step backwards? Here's our initial review of this custom-designed 4K TV...

www.express.co.uk

Whats the difference?

 

[Anonymous420]

You forgot the notch

Crap, I should have added that to make it more covincing.

 

[Anonymous420]

And the price, $5,000 USD for the 27" model, charging/power brick and cable sold separately. And the remote has only ONE button!

Nah, the remote will be an iPod touch with no internals, just touch screen (which will be e-ink)

 

[Haribokart]

Oh my god this really is the funniest joke of all time!

 

[400]

Nah, the remote will be an iPod touch with no internals, just touch screen (which will be e-ink)

No, iPod classic click wheel one.
Cos I need a use for mine.