Breaking news from the BCS!

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  1. SLC Flyfishing Suspended

    SLC Flyfishing

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    BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
    US Ranked 4th

    After determining the national championship game participants the BCS
    computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS
    declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

    "Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with
    the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into
    conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an
    incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy
    of the #1 ranking."

    Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS
    commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and
    Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by
    head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single,
    equally-weighted event."

    German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we
    defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been
    criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to
    enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland
    was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were
    incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional
    forces."

    The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented "
    France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1
    ranking they only fell to #2."

    Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the
    Philippines.
     
  2. fireshot91 macrumors 601

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    Please tell me this is a joke!..or else I'm really stupid.
     
  3. squeeks macrumors 68040

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    it is...
     
  4. .Andy macrumors 68030

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    Both ;):D!
     
  5. fireshot91 macrumors 601

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    Thanks. appreciate it */ sarcasm* :mad:
     
  6. swiftaw macrumors 603

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    How is the UK not ranked in the top 4??? I demand a playoff.
     
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  9. CorvusCamenarum macrumors 65816

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    France ranked at #2? That's just absurd, everyone knows they only win scrimmages. Besides, I saw the replays of the game against Germany, and they quit playing halfway through the first quarter. I also saw the entire French backfield sneaking onto the field wearing German jerseys in the second half...
     
  10. RamblinWreck macrumors regular

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    Nice! Too funny.
     

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