Britney Spears Files For Divorce

[Abstract]

Thankfully, she pulled a Whitney while still young and with what remnants of dignity left.

Well she didn't get her ass beat for like 15 years before finally getting a divorce.

Pulling a "Whitney" would be more like an insult than anything else.

 

[virividox]

yay! i hate kfed and britney i hope i never hear another peep about those 2

 

[Sun Baked]

Maybe she should slink back to her first 24-hour husband.

 

[jsw]

When it was announced on TRL, people were clapping! Lol

Look at this TMZ Poll:

Is Britney better off without him?
Yes 96%
No 4%
Total Votes: 110,562

*** mental image of Federslime clicking "no" button 4,422 times ***

When I first heard the news, I squealed with excitement! Hopefully, this means that she be able to get her new album out quicker. I read that she has an iron-clad prenuptial. Can someone please describe to me what that is?

It means he doesn't get her pre-marital assets, and the ones acquired during the marriage are likely already pre-split.

 

[Flowbee]

I guess K-Fed's new nickname should be Fed-Ex.

 

[jsw]

I guess K-Fed's new nickname should be Fed-Ex.

Excellent! Now how do we spread the word so you get proper credit?

 

[eMac4ever]

Excellent! Now how do we spread the word so you get proper credit?

Perez Hilton, a famous celebrity blogger, is already calling him Fed-Ex. He probably stole it from somebody though.

 

[clayj]

at the name "Perez Hilton".

As for the Britster being back on the market... she's so skanky and trailer trash that I wouldn't screw her with Kevin Federline's d***.

 

[spicyapple]

Pulling a "Whitney" would be more like an insult than anything else.

So true! I meant it more like when she sobered up and dumped the loser. (Bobby Brown)

 

[jsw]

...I wouldn't screw her with Kevin Federline's d***.

That would sort of be missing the fun of it all....

 

[Flowbee]

Perez Hilton, a famous celebrity blogger, is already calling him Fed-Ex. He probably stole it from somebody though.

Damn that Perez Hilton... always one step ahead of me!

 

[jsw]

Damn that Perez Hilton... always one step ahead of me!

Well, you could always call him what people called him before he married her: "who?"

 

[clayj]

Well, you could always call him what people called him before he married her: "who?"

Or you could just do the smart thing and ignore him permanently.

 

[0098386]

Maybe now she can marry me! FINGERS CROSSED

 

[clayj]

Maybe now she can marry me! FINGERS CROSSED

Keep your fingers crossed you don't get a parting gift from Fed-Ex.

 

[eMac4ever]

Here's the Penup Details:

* K-Fed won't touch a penny of Britney's money. All the millions belonging to Britney will stay that way

* The mansion will be divided 50/50.

* Any gift given worth over $10,000 will go back to the original purchaser. This includes a custom-built motorcycle Brit gave K-Fed for Christmas 2 years ago.

* She will still support him for a little while longer. Brit will pay Kevin $30,000 a month for the period of time that is half the length of their marriage. Meaning he'll be well sneakered until at least a year from now.

* Spears won't pay child support. Federline is still responsible for supporting his other two children with previous baby momma Shar Jackson. Luckily, Britney should be able to put food on the table for at least another 200,000 more years.

- Pop❣ on britneyspearsforum.com

 

[jsw]

Keep your fingers crossed you don't get a parting gift from Fed-Ex.

And it would be just like him to re-gift what someone else had given him.

 

[pink-pony115]

ha ha ha... that hick should have gotten a pre-nup that got him the dough!

 

[SMM]

Yawn, this all very exciting. The war will start when he offers all of the video and pictures he has of her, over the internet. Rumor has it that stuff might be worth a few million.

 

[Abstract]

- Pop❣ on britneyspearsforum.com

Well thank god. Now I can go back to sleep.

 

[nospleen]

That would sort of be missing the fun of it all....

Best quote of all time!

 

[obeygiant]

 

[nadyne]

I read that she has an iron-clad prenuptial. Can someone please describe to me what that is?

A prenuptial agreement is a legal document drawn up before the wedding, and signed by all involved parties. This agreement details what happens in the event of (in some cases inevitable) divorce, and is mostly used to handle the division of property. Prenups, as they're commonly called, are often used when one party in the marriage is significantly wealthier than the other and brings significant assets into the marriage. For Britney, her assets include her back catalogue of music and whatever income that back catalogue earns for her in the future.

 

[annk]

Seriously...is this really "breaking news" for our country...MSNBC has it listed as a breaking news story...wow...wish I didn't have anything else to do today!

Sigh, it was "news" in Norway, too...

She was on David Letterman last night and looked absolutely fabulous!

And that is from someone who is jealous! lol. wished I could have looked that good after having 2 kids back to back.

You and I could look like that, too, if we could afford a personal trainer!

I guess K-Fed's new nickname should be Fed-Ex.

Brilliant.

 

[MacNut]

It's good that Britney dumped K-Fed because now she can focus fully on making really bad music again.