Edited to add: I am surprised we have not seen any female input thus far.
Ask the Mrs for her opinion.I bet we will
So, returning the phone and buying her a new car (which she could use) is out, even if it is a small compact car.Wife says start small. Too much money to early.
True. I will work on that. Her conversion to Apple will have to wait.I would start with a few dates
As to what I get out of the deal, I get the satisfaction of doing something nice for a woman without asking or expecting anything in return.
Down the road, if she gets some peripheral drama out of her life, I might be interested.
If you are suggesting I want or hope for something in return for a phone, you are way off base. Just because I said I might interested in what would probably end up being a few years down the road, that has nothing to do with giving a gift. If she ends up not being interested in me, that is fine. Doesn’t mean I won’t give a gift in the future.