Camcorder recommendation request

Can anyone recommend a camcorder that fits the following needs:

• At least 10X zoom
• Reasonable low-light handling at telephoto end (doesn't have to be best in class, but I do want it to find focus)
• 16:9 output support (could be standard def 16:9. I don't need (nor actually want) HD, but I prefer the 16:9 format)
• video quality at least as good as a digicam. Prefer better, if possible.
• Small (pocket-sized is helpful)
• Good ergonomics / control (so the Canon TX1 is not a front contender -- very difficult to work with)
• Cheap (I am not expecting to keep this a long time, so I don't want to sink a lot of bucks into it -- would be willing to go $300, but would love to be under)
• NOT DVD, and would prefer to avoid Mpeg-2. But HDD, SD, DV tape are all OK.
• image stabilization

Because I don't use dedicated camcorders with any frequency, I'd love one that uses AA batteries so I don't have to worry about charging a proprietary battery, but I don't think AA powered camcorders exist. I mainly use my digicams (currently Canon a650) for videos, but my daughter is in the Nutcracker in December, and I am afraid my digicam just won't cut it for this. I'm awaiting the Panny G1, but it won't be out in time, so I'm looking for a short-term fix.

My "ideal" for this need would be a US$300, std def 16:9, DV tape, 15 or 20X zoom w/IS, and AA battery camera, but I doubt such a thing exists. Anyone know any that come close??