Hey, that's not funny; write home and have it sent to you. D/l the manual, they suck in pdf format, it will take you forever to read through them...even if you have 3 30" ACD's with 2pgs per ACD...well it might go a little faster/easier with that, but a hard copy is much easily to flip back and forth through when you're trying to learn a lot of things that are new to you.