Can the macbook help my abs?

Discussion in 'MacBook' started by CanadianDonkey, Sep 11, 2008.

  1. CanadianDonkey macrumors member

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    So... I just sparked an idea and I feel I need to share it with you guys.

    I'm laying here, shirtless, with the macbook on my stomach, the fans are blowing and it's quite warm. Do you think if I continually have my macbook on my stomach, the constant heat will make my abs sweat, and over time, give me a nice sixpack?

    Hey, it sounds more plausable than half of those infomercials I watch at two in the morning.
     
  2. firstapple macrumors 6502a

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    Yes, it should totally give you a six pack. Probably even in just a few days.
     
  3. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    I think the beer you are drinking while you are using the MacBook will give you a different version of the sixpack abs -- the beer belly.
     
  4. movieboy23 macrumors regular

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    you could also speed up the process by drinking a six-pack of beer
     
  5. EricNau Moderator emeritus

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    Assuming you don't get a third degree burn first, then... no.
     
  6. CanadianDonkey thread starter macrumors member

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    I doubt my mac would ever get hot enough to burn. Just hot enough to make me sweat...


    But think about it! "The Mac Sweat Diet"... all I gotta do is find a way to market it.
     
  7. iToaster macrumors 68000

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    Ha! That'd be awesome if it worked! Just be sure not to sweat into the MacBook because that would be pretty bad... and disgusting :eek:.
     
  8. EricNau Moderator emeritus

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    Still no. ...You can't sweat away fat cells.
     
  9. jjahshik32 macrumors 603

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    Lol, instead you can lay a six pack of beer on your stomach and put the macbook on the left side to surf and still be laying down. :D
     
  10. ttech10 macrumors 6502

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    If you want abs do 150 crunches (minimum) 3 times daily every day. Takes commitment but it'll work. I have no commitment so I could only do it 2 times daily for about 3 days...

    But your question... no. If that worked, I'd have some great abs by now.
     

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