Seriously, you went to the trouble to buy a watch that you'll have to waste your time and money to drive to an Apple store, wait in line, say " I want to return this watch" to which a clerk, well versed in Apples "No questions asked" return policy and thinking only of where he/she is going out to party tonight (provided you don't keep them after hours) is going to hit you with "no problem sir, just need your receipt"
I can hear it now.
You: But wait, don't you want to know the real reason I want to return it?
Them: No problem, I'll just put down "customer did not like"
You: No wait, you don't understand, I had no intention of keeping it, I dont even wear a watch. I just wanted to order and return one to show you how pissed I am that Apple did not have any watches to buy and take home on launch day!!!
Them: Sir please wait here while I get my manager
Thirty minutes go by and then a policeman and two men in white coats come in to collect you for "evaluation"...
Let us know when you get out ok?
P.S. Are you Charlie Sheen?