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Steve: (calmly) Your lie is just getting bigger and bigger.

Bill: (excitedly) We haven't stolen ANYthing from you! I swear!!!
 
Steve: That's a very good impersonation of a Tiger Mr. Gates, but if you really want to scare children I'll teach you the trick of the dissapearing pointer finger....
 
Hahaha, he's so full of himself talking over there. He has no idea that I have perfected the Vulcan Neck Grip™!!!!! *evil laugh*

🙂
 
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OMG, Steve, you're such an *******; I'm going to rip your head off. 😱

Bill, don't make me kick your ass, OK? 😎
 
Bill: How do you pack so many new and amazing features into your operating systems?

Steve: See, we have this super-secret compression algorithm. It works like this.
 
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Bill & Steve comapare....
Oh yeah, well mine's so big it has its own file extension ".big"
Oh yeah, well mine's so big the government is suing it for anti-trust violations
Oh yeah, well mine's so big Florida had to measure it, twice.
Oh yeah, well mine's so big it Greenspan uses it to raise interest rates.
















Bank accounts.
 
Bill: If the cameras weren't going right now I'd like to punch the living daylights out of you for one-upping us in every department.

Steve: Bring it on! You're measily punch is no match for my kung fu "blind man" chop!

EDIT: Sorry... mine is no competition for rdowns, which made me laugh out loud. 😱 😀
 
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See Macs and Windows can network!
😀

Some of my 'B' list ones:
Bill: I thought I was the holder of the 'one ring'
Steve: Did a little green guy sell it to you?

Hi, my name's Bill and I'm a PC.
Hi, I'm Steve and I'm a Mac.
 
rdowns said:
Then we told iGary to carry it back into the store again.

lol

"Oh, don't worry, Bill. We wired a self destruct circuit into his new Quad, set to blow up the day after his warranty expires."
 
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Steve: "So our next version of OS X is going to be Leopard. By the way, how is Vista coming along?"
Bill: "So our next version of OS X is going to be Leopard. By the way, how is Vista coming along?"
Steve (irritated): "Stop copying me!"
Bill: "Stop copying me!"
 
Is Bill eating flowers? That good for nothing, nature eating ...

And is that a hockey stick over his left shoulder?
 
Thomas Veil said:


Steve: "So our next version of OS X is going to be Leopard. By the way, how is Vista coming along?"
Bill: "So our next version of OS X is going to be Leopard. By the way, how is Vista coming along?"
Steve (irritated): "Stop copying me!"
Bill: "Stop copying me!"
That's a good one, too. 😀
 
thedude110 said:
And is that a hockey stick over his left shoulder?

I think it's the table number on some sort of stand, viewed from the side.

I couldn't think of a good caption of my own - I like rdowns's caption.
 
MacsomJRR said:
I've been sitting here for ten minutes and nothing.

I got as far as "Hey Bill..."

Actually, I think you hit on something.

Steve (to himself) : I wish he would let me talk, I got as far as "Hey Bill..."
 
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