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spinne1

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In response to the allegations, the monkey claimed that it was a one armed man who killed his wife.
 
Comparative genomics reveal that that genetically, monkeys and humans are equal in DNA content, except for lack of "right arm gene" in humans.
 
"after the subsequent loss of his arm, Jim wondered whether it really was advisable to spank the monkey"
 
blackfox said:
"after the subsequent loss of his arm, Jim wondered whether it really was advisable to spank the monkey"

I know there is no prize, and i didnt start this BUT that has to WIN! 😀
 
"Looks good back there." 😀

Or, inspired by the 'missing' arm:

"If I hide my arm here, maybe he won't notice it."
 
Mr. Jackson says the allegations are false and he was merely going zoo to zoo offering free colonoscopies.
 
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