Cat Shoots Owner

[rainman::|:|]

Now you're reminding me of Homer Simpson with his handgun... using it to get Lisa's basketball down from the roof.

If i ever do get a handgun, i'm going to get an old TV and see if I can really change the channel... the trick will be more than once

 

[DickArmAndHarT]

Damn

what a retard

What a dumbass.

 

[bartelby]

It obvious the cat just shot him.
Cats are evil.

 

[crazytom]

SAFETY is there for a reason! What an idiot.

The safety on a gun can and will fail, eh...it should never be relied upon, eh.

He was still an idiot for bringing a loaded weapon in his house, eh.

He wanted to fich for some norderns, but the crik was still froze up, eh.

 

[Thomas Veil]

...and why does he need a gun for cooking anyways

I dunno...ground round?

 

[acedickson]

i second that...

and why does he need a gun for cooking anyways

He didn't want anyone to steal his recipe(s).

 

[Thomas Veil]

Lee Harvey Oswald's cat.

 

[dotdotdot]

Hes a windows user with no intention to switch

 

[kiwi_the_iwik]

Quite honestly, the cat was probably fed up with eating that Whiskas crap...

 

[killuminati]

It seems that its more common to read a story about someone accidentally getting injured because of a gun, than a story about how a gun saved this womans life when she was getting attacked

Gun's are stupid end of story.

 

[~loserman~]

I wish I didn't immediately think of people I know when I read this.

Maybe it's time for some new friends...

I second that, I thought of my brother.

 

[G4scott]

It seems that its more common to read a story about someone accidentally getting injured because of a gun, than a story about how a gun saved this womans life when she was getting attacked

Gun's are stupid end of story.

It's because nobody finds it all that interesting when someone uses a gun in self defense. It's only when something stupid, like a cat shooting its owner, happens, that you hear about things.

You hear about more bad news than good news on TV and in the newspaper, but does it mean the world out there really sucks for everyone?

 

[Lacero]

Cats shooting their owners sells more newspapers. It's all about the money folks.

It's always ironic when you hear journalists and newscasters lashing out at the very events that earn them a living. To the news people, be grateful for murderers and terrorists, for they put food on your plate.

 

[killuminati]

It's because nobody finds it all that interesting when someone uses a gun in self defense. It's only when something stupid, like a cat shooting its owner, happens, that you hear about things.

You hear about more bad news than good news on TV and in the newspaper, but does it mean the world out there really sucks for everyone?

Thats true, I never thought of that. It's strange how people are more interested in bad news than good news.