contrary to popular belief monorail cats are VERY UNSAFE and have been actually been banned in 47 countries....I lost a good friend on a monorail cat.🙁
Other stupid things I say when referring to my cats:
Him kitten or Hims kitten.
call them mitten(s). Him mitten.
Or, say Them's mittens.
When I first met my wife (before we were married, it wasn't prearranged) she called my gray cat coochum. He reminded her of her cat at home. So that stuck for awhile.