This is one of the times when I agree with people that want revenge, although I wish I didn't.
So yesterday I was going to grab some dinner with my girlfriend. I was driving down this very busy street and all of a sudden I notice a large pickup truck honking frantically behind me and tailgating like crazy. There's a lot of traffic, so I'm going pretty much as fast as anyone could go, and there'd be no point in moving out of the way since there's a billion cars in front of me anyway. I was just a few feet away from a turn I had to make, so moving out would mean that I would have to drive about an extra mile instead of reaching my destination in a few feet more.
I've had enough. I get idiots like these very often. I swear, someone must've been mating Neanderthals with the city's populace. The guy was so close behind that I couldn't even see his headlights. Out of exasperation, my knee-jerk reaction was to slow down (I just removed my foot from the gas a bit) as if saying "I wont bow down to your will, I'm not going to move, **** off!!".
Anyway, I made the turn, the ******* follows me, passes me by, and smashes my front bumper on ****ing purpose!!!
He then speeds away. 
What kind of idiot does something like that? What if there had been a baby in the car or something? Fortunately, only the car was damaged, but still. The insurance guy said that I was better off not getting the license plate number. ****ing drug gangs are on the rise, and who knows who I could be pissing off by suing. The worst part is that he's right. Although it could very well have been one of those idiot, arrogant posh kids who are trying to compensate for their lack of penis length (we have a lot of those too)
Anyway, I just wanted to vent my frustration. Thanks for listening.
So yesterday I was going to grab some dinner with my girlfriend. I was driving down this very busy street and all of a sudden I notice a large pickup truck honking frantically behind me and tailgating like crazy. There's a lot of traffic, so I'm going pretty much as fast as anyone could go, and there'd be no point in moving out of the way since there's a billion cars in front of me anyway. I was just a few feet away from a turn I had to make, so moving out would mean that I would have to drive about an extra mile instead of reaching my destination in a few feet more.
I've had enough. I get idiots like these very often. I swear, someone must've been mating Neanderthals with the city's populace. The guy was so close behind that I couldn't even see his headlights. Out of exasperation, my knee-jerk reaction was to slow down (I just removed my foot from the gas a bit) as if saying "I wont bow down to your will, I'm not going to move, **** off!!".
Anyway, I made the turn, the ******* follows me, passes me by, and smashes my front bumper on ****ing purpose!!!
Anyway, I just wanted to vent my frustration. Thanks for listening.