Thanks guys, none of those worked this time (normally, I think they would have, but this is a weird computer). There doesn't seem to be a paper clip hole on this drive, I searched around and couldn't find anything, but my dad (the former owner of this computer who apparently had a similar problem before) gave me the winning suggestion I thought I'd share.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT UNLESS ABSOLUTELY DESPERATE!!!
I simply placed the computer level, started it up (holding the mouse button down, but not sure that made a difference), and hit it hard just under the cd drive several times. After the 8th or 9th hit, the cd dislodged enough to eject on it's own. My cd drive was already dead, or I might not have attempted this, but it did work and could be a lifesaver for someone, as my computer was not even willing to start up with that cd in the drive (not sure why).
Thanks ya'll!
jW