Celebrity Poll

[Salasm]

Pick one.

 

[MrSmith]

Pick one.

To terminate or tup?

 

[gauchogolfer]

Pick one based on what criteria? Hot/not, like to send on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney, etc.?

 

[imacintel]

Pick one based on what criteria? Hot/not, like to send on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney, etc.?

This made me laugh. So does http://www.funny-games.biz/kitten-cannon.html.

 

[spicyapple]

Paris Hilton, only because her single Stars Are Blind is actually quite good.

 

[®îçhå®?]

Lindsay Lohan for me.

 

[sushi]

Pick one.

No thanks -- I pick none!

Edit: I have no idea what the criteria is for this poll. I decided to pick one. In this case Lindsay Lohan.

 

[kzlambert]

This is the worst poll ever lol..

 

[CorvusCamenarum]

I vote to put them all in a locked room with 4 guns and see what happens.

 

[Nuc]

Lindsay Lohan for me.

I agree with you as well. Redheads are awesome.

Nuc

 

[Clydefrog]

You should add an option at the bottom, "Put all of them in gas chamber"

 

[Glen Quagmire]

Awful choices: it's like picking who you'd like to hang out with at a party out of Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and Pol Pot.

Paris is brain dead, nasty and spoiled.
Tara is an alcoholic and has no career to speak of.
Nicole is too thin.
Britney is, well, white trash (and a Republican).
Lindsay is too thin and has a nasty habit (allegedly).

If Lindsay still had her curves, I'd vote for her. So Tara Reid gets my vote by default - at least her body is near-normal (aside from the fake breasts).

 

[zap2]

Its a good question of why we are picking them? To kill? To make love to?

What are we voting about???!?!

 

[MacNut]

Are we picking the first one to end up on "Celebrity Fit Club" or who's gonna marry Bobby Brown in 5 years, Who will wind up in jail first, Or the one that has the "most amount of talent"?

Ok I voted for Nicole, she seems to be the smartest of the bunch.

 

[xsedrinam]

I wish none of them ill will, though 2/5 of the names I recognized provoked brief, acid reflux.

 

[kretzy]

Easily the skankiest list of celebs out there. I really can't choose.

 

[Deepdale]

I wish none of them ill will, though 2/5 of the names I recognized provoked brief, acid reflux.

Congratulations, your constitution is stronger than most.

 

[Queso]

I must be getting old. I don't know who most of them are.

Britney Spears.

 

[beatsme]

Pick one.

if Nicole Richie would put on about 30 pounds, she'd be smokin' hot.

 

[xsedrinam]

Congratulations, your constitution is stronger than most.

mild nausea > mild, acid reflux > throw up in mouth, a little™ > outright ralph

Thanks. It was too early of a Saturday morning for the system to run the full gamut.