Awful choices: it's like picking who you'd like to hang out with at a party out of Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and Pol Pot.
Paris is brain dead, nasty and spoiled.
Tara is an alcoholic and has no career to speak of.
Nicole is too thin.
Britney is, well, white trash (and a Republican).
Lindsay is too thin and has a nasty habit (allegedly).
If Lindsay still had her curves, I'd vote for her. So Tara Reid gets my vote by default - at least her body is near-normal (aside from the fake breasts).