Chatroulette?

R94N

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Okay, I now pretty know every third person or so is a penis or something but what are your experiences with Chatroulette? Did anything happen that was funny? Anything gross you out? I used it once but the first guy was just a dick (literally) again, so I quit it. But interesting stuff must happen on there.
 

antster94

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Well, every other person is a penis but if you can cope with that then it's ok. I actually met a girl on there who only lives like 20km from me so I guess it's cool haha :D
 

R94N

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LOL, I guess. I can't really go on it anywhere near my parents though ;)
 

Melrose

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I used it once but the first guy was just a dick (literally) again, so I quit it. But interesting stuff must happen on there.
Define "interesting." ime these online "connect anonymously" sites are all the same.
 

yg17

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I did it once, saw some guy jerking himself off, and left. Haven't been back.

Why can't females do naked chatroulette? It's always the guys.
 

MattSepeta

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I did it once, saw some guy jerking himself off, and left. Haven't been back.

Why can't females do naked chatroulette? It's always the guys.
True story:

Last weekend was my room mates BDay so we had some friends over and we were having drinks (many) and decided to, as a group, go on chat roulette and see what happens. Probably the fourth person we get is a young woman in ONLY a guy fawkes mask! My room mate FREAKED OUT and started telling her to do stuff and she did... It was the strangest thing.
 

Melrose

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True story:

Last weekend was my room mates BDay so we had some friends over and we were having drinks (many) and decided to, as a group, go on chat roulette and see what happens. Probably the fourth person we get is a young woman in ONLY a guy fawkes mask! My room mate FREAKED OUT and started telling her to do stuff and she did... It was the strangest thing.
The 300 pounders are always eager to show some skin... :D
 

antster94

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True story:

Last weekend was my room mates BDay so we had some friends over and we were having drinks (many) and decided to, as a group, go on chat roulette and see what happens. Probably the fourth person we get is a young woman in ONLY a guy fawkes mask! My room mate FREAKED OUT and started telling her to do stuff and she did... It was the strangest thing.
Woahhh, ima go back on there now and if I don't have any luck in 15 mins then ******* here I come :p
 
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iFanboy

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9 in every 10 connections is a penis. 5 of those 9 are a penis that's being fapped.

1 in every 10 is 4Chan trolling with Justin Bieber gifs and some cunning software to make you think you've just connected wth Justin Bieber.
 

Melrose

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9 in every 10 connections is a penis. 5 of those 9 are a penis that's being fapped.

1 in every 10 is 4Chan trolling with Justin Bieber gifs and some cunning software to make you think you've just connected wth Justin Bieber.
9 out of 10 is a penis, and 1 out of 10 is Justin Bieber. So, you're saying the odds of seeing Bieber's Bieber are pretty high. :eek:

Why do you go there, again? :D
 

benflick

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Before it got to overused, I did the Justin Bieber trick on Chatroulette. You use Manycam and select a still image, and point it at the .GIF.
I probably got about 15 girls to show their tits, they're just too dumb to not believe me, and since JB is "celibate" they think it's cool.
 

juanm

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My only experience with it, so far, consisted in putting my kitten in front of the webcam. Let me tell you, those penises don't like pussies.
Only one of them said "what a nice kitten!". I freaked out, so I refreshed...
 

Abstract

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Yeah, definitely :D
And why are they grossed out, you ask (or didn't)? Because my peen can be a bit dusty. A little bit. "Linty" is how I'd describe its state. But what's the big deal? I haven't vacuumed the floor in awhile. ;)

Also, I must confess, I sometimes start to 'jerky jerky' when I chat with someone who turns their head for more than a minute. That's Chatroulette for you --- you play the odds. Sometimes you get to see some boobs, and sometimes you lose and you get me....
 
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