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Jaffa Cake said:
...Seeing as you're from down south (and therefore fabulously wealthy)...

I've always been confused about the south of england and the image that its the wealthy part. I live in Saddleworth, my parents built this house by form of private contractors for a nice sum (land: £40k. house: £100k) and now its worth 4 times its original value. Watching those property shows has opened my eyes, a house the same size and age as ours but in the south goes for about 3/4 of what we can sell ours for. the council tax band is hellofalot lower too! might help that some folk got a hold of an old mill and transformed it into massive millionaires flat thing just down the road.

Forever confused about England! just like everyone else!
 
Someone mentioned Milton Keynes. Went there a while back and it had changed so much from the early 90's (used to live nearby). Total Chavdom on a Saturday night. Madness.
 
denial said:
Someone mentioned Milton Keynes. Went there a while back and it had changed so much from the early 90's (used to live nearby). Total Chavdom on a Saturday night. Madness.

Yep. Concrete cows and shopping bags!
 
its all to do with drugs. but thats obvious.
my brother became 'chavvish' when he was 13 (he's 16 now), started dabbling in drugs. i dont get it! my parents have weird methods, they kept me well away from drugs. but it didn't work on my brother.
weird method being if they ever saw someone drunk or on drugs they'd say "oh what an bleedin' retard"! gotta love em.

its funny but he goes around moaning about things to my mum and as soon as she says "clean your room" he gets a strop on and screams the house down with "STOP MOANING!" before smashing another hole through the wall or throwing something likely expensive around the room.

and people say drugs are good :rolleyes:

all his mates are the same! they are ALL the same! they look, talk, act the same. none of them took their GCSE's, none are in college. they just make secret phone calls to get drugs. pathetic. but funny in a strange sort of way :)
 
steve_hill4 said:
Which always leads to the question, where do they get all their money from? The state benefits they receive can't amount up to that much.
I consulted my girlfriend, who works at the tax office and has to check up on claimants...
Jaffa Cake's girlfriend said:
A chav with one child, working 16 hours a week earning the national minimum wage will earn about £6,000 in wages and £9,000 in benefits.
So, that answers your question. Where do they get their money from? Us. :mad:
 
javiercr said:
Bath is quite good

Bath is reasonably chav free, considering it's a city, but the rest of the population make up for it. All rich old people who think they own the place. :mad:

I spend most of my time saying "You're welcome!" sarcastically to rude people when I've held a door open/stood aside to let them pass/etc. I grew up in Southend-on-Sea, and have lived in Edinburgh and London as well, and the people here are the most lacking in common courtesy I have ever come across. It is the older folk in particular though, which really annoys me, because I'm sure if I let the door slam in their face they'd grumble about me for being young/studenty/common or whatever.
 
Lau said:
Bath is reasonably chav free, considering it's a city, but the rest of the population make up for it. All rich old people who think they own the place. :mad:

I spend most of my time saying "You're welcome!" sarcastically to rude people when I've held a door open/stood aside to let them pass/etc.

LOL . I do that! In fact, sometimes I pretend to slam the door in their face. :p
 
Jaffa Cake's girlfriend said:
A chav with one child, working 16 hours a week earning the national minimum wage will earn about £6,000 in wages and £9,000 in benefits.

I work now, but I used to be on benefits, and I think your numbers are seriously wrong.

£6000 per year, 16 hours per week x 52 weeks (no holidays!) comes out to about 7.20 per hour, which is well above minimum wage.

http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/nmw/nmw_abou.htm

gives minimum wage for over 22s as £5.05 per hour. For teenage chavs, it's £3 per hour for under 18s, and £4.25 for 18-21yo.

Let's say she's over 22 and dedicated enough to work with no holidays and look after a screaming nipper while arranging childcare.

16 x 5.05 = £80.80 per week

x 52 = about £4200 per year.

Then she has to pay tax on that. According to

http://www.finance-glossary.com/terms/tax-brackets.htm

it's 10% on the 1st £2000 and 22% on the rest of her income. (about £1000 gone in tax)

Yes, she has a personal allowance that exceeds her income, but most employers will take tax off before paying - it's up to you to either sort out the labrythine paperwork to get it back or pay an accountant to do it.

I completely failed to sort it out for myself when I was on benefits - it's made hard on purpose.

So all in all, her work income after tax is more like something like £3000 or £60 per week.

Then there's benefits. According to your numbers, her benefits are £9000 or £172 a week. Again, that's a bit dody.

She won't get Jobseekers allowance cos she has a job.

She won't get Income Support cos she works 16 or more hours a week (according to http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/JCP/Customers/WorkingAgeBenefits/Incomesupport/index.html)

Housing benefit is capped at about £50 a week plus £20 extra for a kid.

So that's £70 /week to pay for a 2 bedroom flat when the average market rent outside london is £150 a week.

So she's pretty much stuck in a council flats at about £70 a week, most are really grotty with poor heating and insulation (so more expenses), with key meters for gas and leccy (which cost more per unit than dial meters).

Child benefit is £17 a week, which goes on buying food, clothes, shoes and stuff for the nipper.

Working Tax Credit (for low income working families), and Child Tax Credit together come to about £3200 a year, and are an absoutely fecking nightmare to apply for and the benefits agency keeps getting it wrong - I've just gone through an application myself.

Supposing your chav is a genuis and gets the forms right, then £3200/year = about £62/ week.

So all in all, that's £70 plus £17 plus £62 = £149 per week in benefits.

Plus the £80 per week from the job.

Total income = around £230 per week.

(I've missed out a few small things e.g. National Insurance which is deducted from all wages)

That has to pay for rent, leccy, gas, heating, food, transportation, dragging up a screaming nipper, sleepless nights, no social life, burberrys, booze, dope, fags, everything else etc.

While us privilged people on Macrumors have enough disposable income to be able to buy iPods and Macs.

I don't know why I bothered typing all this out.

I have a baby myself, and it's no ****** picnic, I'm just glad I earn enough to treat myself every now and then.

..RedTomato..
 
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